Lame, My Blog Is.

I am neglecting my children to do this. So Sad. Just kidding, they would be glued to the television anyway so I might as well do something. Unofficially, I am what they call these days a "Stay At Home Mom" or a SAHM to my UB frenemys. If you want to call me a Housewife or Homemaker, go ahead.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Match Game '07

Here is my dream panel:

Top Row-
In the funnyman spot, John Stewart
In Brett's spot, Tina Fey
In Charles Nelson Reilly's spot, Stephen Cojocaru

Bottom Row-
In the Bimbo spot, Jessica Simpson
In Richard's spot, Jude Law
and in the funny lady spot...Amy Poehler

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

World Series of Pop Culture

Pat Kiernan is the Host!!!

If I asked you: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder had a hit in the 8os about racial harmony. What was the name of this song?

You would of course answer Ebony & Ivory except if you're Collin from Team Smartypants and you're a tool. Oh, and Betty Grable Eyes. Seriously my friend, you Suck!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Query of the Day

Should I see 'The Devil Wears Prada' or 'Pirates of the Caribbean' this weekend?

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Query of the Day

Adebisi & Kako: Separated at Birth?

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Query of the Day: Special Edition Stupid White Girl Question

What exactly is "Ridin' Dirty"?

Friday, July 07, 2006

Newyork.UrbanBaby.Com: Plapable and Norbert

What can tire you out, make you laugh, piss you off, and hook you like crack? If you're like me, it's the message boards at Silly me went there for the first time back in the day to ask a question about taking my db (dear baby in ub slang) in cabs to her daycare. Since then I've had intermittent episodes of ub-Bulemia. Binge and purge, binge and purge. Too many nights I've spent up late hitting refresh refresh refresh to see new posts even when I have had a sinking feeling I'm the only one still on there. "But the West Coast crowd should be getting on soon!!!".

It is totally anonymous. Okay nothing is totally anonymous but there are no screen names, nothing for anyone to connect to you except what you choose to reveal. There is talk of people creating wild alternate identities, others offering up what they know to be completely bad advice, and lots and lots of trolls. There is a mad deleter who is there to whisk away threads that are a tad too controversial. I got banned for 700 seconds once for alluding to what the term "tossing her salad" means. As in Fred Durst said on Howard Stern that he tossed Brittney's salad. Generally though I'm fairly polite, if a little silly-especially at night. TEAM Night Crowd!!! A bunch of drunk ass bitches I would love to hang with in real life given they were as cool in real life as they were on the forums.

Plapable and Norbert---what do these words mean? If you have to ask you ain't cool enough to know. Ok, I'll give you one...This my friends is Norbert enjoy

What the heck, I'll put my kids on Blast. Cute, right?
Query of the Day

Say you had tickets to be in the audience of the Maury Povich show. If the topic of the day was NOT "Are You My Baby's Daddy?", how disappointed would you be?

Myself, I would be all "Later bitches, I'm Audi!". Unless it was people giving their boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/ETC. lie detector tests to see if they were cheating. I could live with that.